OOOhhhhh, now I'm all depressed, that was such a disappointment!!!! I loved that story.

Oh well, no time to spend worrying about it I guess, anyway I gotta get back out to my workshop, I'm nearly finished building my perpetual motion machine, I got the plans online, after that I'll make a water powered car then a Tesla power antenna.

jjg you have ruined my day

Fosters = Australian for Beer

"Fosters" I'd had forgotten those commercials! ROTFL!!

"A man who drinks too much likes to be in the grip of the grape, bend the elbow, down a few, drink like it's going out of fashion, give it a nudge, guzzle, hit the slops. indulge, **** on or sink a few. As a consequence of being on the bottle, grog, ****, shicker, slops or turps, he may be described as an alkie, barfly, booze artist, lush, ****-head, ****-pot, plonko, soak, souse, sponge, wino or write-off".

You can see why Aussies don't take warnings about drinking too much too seriously. They think it's too funny to stop.

I love the censoring

The missing word is "pi - s - s"