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billmarq Special user State near Arizona 570 Posts 
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When the wife asks what you've been doing, do not reply "I've been playing around with some strippers." Some things are learned the hard way.
Honi soit quit mal y pense.
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Ray Bertrand Inner circle Ottawa, Ontario 1452 Posts
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On 2012-12-29 12:14, billmarq wrote: It appears you are still alive to talk about it. That is a bonus. Ray
Mentalism in Ontario.
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panlives Inner circle 2087 Posts
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Belly Strippers?
"Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
"To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time." "The dog did nothing in the night-time." "That was the curious incident," remarked Sherlock Holmes. |
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Escape Artist New user 65 Posts
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Also avoid saying anything concerning buying of new tricks.
Never say, I'm going to an afair tonight to perform. |
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Ray Bertrand Inner circle Ottawa, Ontario 1452 Posts
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On 2013-02-13 15:57, Escape Artist wrote: Otherwise... you may never 'Escape'. Sorry! I couldn't resist. Ray
Mentalism in Ontario.
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Escape Artist New user 65 Posts
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On 2013-02-13 23:52, Ray Bertrand wrote: or practicing a number of new tricks; escaping from a coffin buried six feet under ground Stopping a bullet with your teeth Holding your breath upside-down underwater until she decides to let you out Dagger on the turntable routine |
Brannon New user Austin, TX 29 Posts
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I'm not married, but I would think that it would be common sense not to say anything about shoving long poles/swords into your throat... That might not end well...
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Herr Brian Tabor Special user Oklahoma City 729 Posts
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My wife is so used to me being a magician I literally tell her I'm having an affair, and she knows it means I'm working on a new effect!
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