Have not seen a 'Stage Names' thread recently. I just changed mine and was wondering how you came up with yours? I found some stock posters already printed with the words, Your Name Here. So, I bought them and changed my name to, Your Name Here. How about you?

I think you know how I got my nickname. Thanks a lot Ford F150 (As I mutter under my breath) Ha ha ha

Usually its the nut behind the wheel. I drive a Ford Ranger. Stage names is the name you perform under and with. Your Crash name is a user name.

How did you get your stage name?

My stage name "Fallon" was given to me years ago by my agent. As I live and work in Majorca, a Spanish island, we rely heavily on the tourist trade. Mostly English and German. The agent wantd a name that didn't really mean anything in either language, because if they think I am English the Germans wont come in and if it soounds German , the English wont come in, so I ended up being called Fallon.

Following Sparticus line of thought I might well choose 'This Space for Lease' as a stage name. Save a lot of time as I'd already be on thousands of marquees about the country!

~Rogue

Or you can open a resturant chain called, "Eat."

Advice from an old pro when I was getting ready to hit the road:

1. Never eat at a restaurant called: "MOM's". Except,if there are two restaurants and one is called: "MOM's" and the other is called: "Eat", EAT AT MOM'S

2 Never play cards with a guy named: "Doc".

3 Never go out with a girl who has more problems than you have.

Dear Your Name Here.

We are, at this time,booking a 35 week tour of tank towns and high grass towns (SOUTHERN STATES) and may be able to place you.

Can you do time? Can you double in brass? Advise, return mail salary needs. Sleeping accommodations and all meals furnished,(Performers eat in LONG SIDE of cookhouse. Flag up at 7 - 12 -- 6 daily'. Dukey lunches on long jumps. NO SUNDAY SHOWS. NO "CHINESE".

Must dress well, on and off. No drunks or chasers wanted. Prefer those who eat with knife & fork.

Address: U-HAUL BROS, MARKEM & GILLY COMBINED SHOWS (Formerly known as DEWEY, CHEATHAM & HOWE CIRCUS.

We are being booked by HUCKSTER, GONNIF AND FINAGLE.

I might be interested in them thar high grass towns...