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Raum Loyal user 227 Posts |
An important and humorous dictionary of interpretations of various words and phrases that can often be found in various reviews
X – Name of author. “I know X for a while” (We give positive reviews to each other for hype) “My best friend X sends me this piece of gem” (We so often do it, so we became friends) “Straight in to my act” (I will never use it, probably) “X does it again!” (Reviewing my product in the past, like I did it now for him) “I honestly” (I am lying) “Just placed my order and can’t wait” (Do as I do, please) “Only with pre-order you can buy additional material” (Buy quickly, please) “Limited release” (Buy very quickly, please) “I am lucky to have it” (If you buy it, maybe you became lucky too) “Bro, sis, pal, mate” (I disguise myself like a friendly person to prevent bad reviews and attract more followers) “X sends me a copy for review” (I trade my name or nickname for this release) “Sorry, I have personal problems, so I can’t deliver in time your pre-order” (I am amoral creature without business skills and want place a feeling of guilt in your mind, when you asking about your moneyorder) “Join facebook group with additional ideas” (Join our amateur cult created for marketing next release) “With this effect you can start a cult” (When you sell this effect, not when you perform it) “One effect worth the whole book” (Probably whole book is crap, except one effect) |
WDavis Inner circle 1276 Posts |
It's funny because it's true. Thanks for the laugh
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