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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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He used see thru cards, and still
fooled the Cleveland Browns...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Was that during a Pass?
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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(December 22)
He thought “If these are the shortest days of the year, why am I working the same number of hours?
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He asked the spectator to write their name on the back of the other 51 cards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He walked through an invisible wall ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He confused a 3D bunny box with a Mirror box.
Now he sees two flat rabbits that don’t exist
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He has not posted on the Café for 5 days.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He sells dumb magic tricks on the back of the room because he heard you need to sell boar.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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He walks around prepared using a thumb tip on each one of his fingers.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He paid for a ticket for his own show...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He thinks the vanishing horse happens during a narc raid.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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He put a quarter in he parking meter, looked up at the town clock and shouted, " Oh My God! I've lost 125 lbs.!
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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His idea if Sand Painting involves spray paint and a bucket of sand.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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He always performed the stripper and nudist
decks in his underwear...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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