This should take about 2 seconds;

A man says to his boss " Don't take that trip to Chicago today! I had a dream last night that there is something wrong with the aircraft! Something is going to go horribly wrong and the plane is going to crash approximately half-way to Chicago! Everyone on board is going to be killed!! The boss fires the man.

Why, Oh Why did the boss fire the man?

Vandy

The man works the night shift and should not be sleeping (dreaming) in the first place?

You B*****D.

LOL. that's it all right. Have you heard these before or are you just figuring them out? If your figuring them out this quick I'm defianately going to have to kick it up a notch.

Good Work Lambertmoon!!

Vandy

No...These are good questions. I heard the Hurricane one before but not the others.
I'm just surprised the other puzzleheads haven't got them before me. Now those guys are quick. Some of the scenarios they come up with on the obscure questions are very imaginative.
keep em' comin Vandy
Slow day at work today.

Me too..lo. I'm working on another one now.

Alternate answer: the man was the pilot of the plane.


Jack Shalom