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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
A purple old parrot called Percy,
And a blue and green budgie called Percy, Both lived in a cage, Yes the very same cage, And were owned by an old bloke named Percy. There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow,
There's a bright golden haze on the meadow. Just an aside, It's corn pesticide-- I better move back to the ghetto. So now we've arrived at page five
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
So now we've arrived at page five
in this contest of vernacular jive, and what have we wun but a small bit o' fun, and a respite from being part of the hive. a boy and a girl flew around the world... |
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
Oh dear.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Oh dear, they flew way round the world
That is, smithpaul's boy and his girl The problem with that, Hints Mr. Top Hat "It don't scan, and you're making me hurl!" A magician is one who'll magish,
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
A magician is one who'll magish,
He'll provide for your every wish, If you pick any card, He will concentrate hard, And then name it (he may have to fish). I was doing a telephone trick,
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
I was doing a telephone trick,
the presentation was rather slick, to everyones surprise when I unzipped my fly's its a phone I produced not a prick. In the future there will be a hat, |
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
In the future there will be a hat,
That's designed for the clinically fat, This clever disguise, Will obscure their true size, And, let's face it, we'd all welcome that. On the day that my eyebrows caught fire,
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
On the day that my eyebrows caught fire,
my hand fell and I'm not a liar my toes were cut off I had blood in my cough it was a day you just gotta admire... My arm pit smells like perfume |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
My arm pit smells like perfume,
It's because I know just how to groom, I clean under my arms, With a selection of balms, And scrub out my arse with a broom. I recently married a camel, |
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
I recently married a camel,
There really is no finer mammal. Her flock disapproves, But I've painted her hooves, With luminous nail enamel. My sister's afraid of the dark,
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
My sister's afraid of the dark
so I got her a dog who could bark a tiger, a bear a wolf who will scare! for the bath - I got her a shark Wrestling is gotta be real! |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Wrestling has gotta be real,
If not how, should I feel? To suddenly find out, I'm not watching a bout, but fat men in lycra grunt and squeal. There once was a man from Limerick, |
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
There once was a man from Limerick,
Who showed me his daring hedge-trimmer trick, Flipped it up like a coin, But it fell on his groin, Now he has a much shorter and slimmer dick. My new kitchen table is oblong,
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
"My new kitchen table's oblong"
We know why you've chosen this song-- The obvious rhyme Would not be a crime, But frankly, it still would be wrong. Marx and Engels were having a chat
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
Marx and Engels were having a chat,
Re: Bourgeois and Proletariat, Then appeared - hey presto! The Communist Manifesto, Like a rabbit pulled out of a hat. When robots take over the world,
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
TH is up to every challenge!
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
thank you, Landmark... so are you! (Quite fun, these limericks, aren't they?!)
Respect, TH Try this one: When robots take over the world, -
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
When robots take over the world
The Earth will begin to unfurl. With a War in Iraq And US attacks, Yes, the robots took over the world Please forgive this rant of dissent,
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
Please forgive this rant of dissent,
it stems from a youth misspent. An allusion to employ, is always a joy, to find a place for my rants of dissent. The man who has too much time, |
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