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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
I like to paint my knees pink
I like to smell a skunks' stink If you think I'm wierd you should check out my beard and then look in my kitchen sink. I know a six fingered man... |
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
I know a six fingered man
who could palm cards like no-one can he met Meir Yedid stole his act - yes he did! but got zero applause from his fan(s) next: why Stan is not joining in? |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
Why Stan is not joining in?
one could ask of his friends is it because his brain is a fuzz or will he chime in at the end? The taliban had a card trick |
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Rupert Bair Inner circle ? 2179 Posts |
The taliban had a card trick
an elmsley count and a flick the cards went blank the gun went bang every magician called rick...was shot down dead. Thanks, I'm here all year. There once was a man who ate bananas |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
There once was a man who ate bananas,
more than anyone else alive, he was doing quite well, til he slipped and fell, on a discarded peeling, he died. next, Osama bin Laden and Santa Claus... |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Osama bin Laden and Santa Claus,
Have their own individual flaws, Osama has his fun, With semtex and guns, Whereas Santa likes whiskey and wh*res. Next: A one-legged frog from Peru |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
A one legged frog from Peru
hasn't much hopping to do so he sits on his stool and watches the fools who hop till they end up in stew. I say, pick a card any card.. |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
I say pick a card any card
While we are passing time in the yard Go away you fool your beginning to drool next time I will be more on my guard These limericks are quite the enigma
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
These limericks are quite the enigma
Said the frat guy from Phi Delta Sigma He hadn't the brain to end this refrain And so, had to live with the stigma next: Twenty five is the seven of hearts,
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
IMHO Best limerickists (did I just invent a word or what?) are by far landmark (Jack) and magicgeorge (the one with santa claus was absolutely hilarious)
we can have a running vote as we keep on posting. Twenty five is the seven of hearts said Simon as he ordered the cards see - I use Juan's but they both end their runs with the 9D on their charts (gave myself some leeway there...) next: I once had a show in Iraq |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
I once had a show in Iraq
for an man who we'll call "Jack" Quite a nice fellow though not very mellow as he had a gun on his back. (I'm voting for Jack as #1) Angel and Uri are at it again |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Angel and Uri are at it again,
They're both quite peculiar men, One is a goon, Obsessed with his spoon, The other can't finish a limerick very well. I like Nir and Jack's witty, clever contributions but my favourite Limerick was Corona's brief return to humanity (moo). This is a secret ballot, yeah? Cool, I vote for magicgeorge, mwah ha ha, they'll never know. next: My favourite thing about feet, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
My favourite thing about feet,
is the way they connect with the street, and if I implore, they'll step on the floor, what a feat! next: Whilst investigating the phenomena of baulbs... (All the limericks so far have been of an excellent standard.... especially mine). Corona. |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
Whilst investigating the phenomena of baulbs,
I estimated their weight in lbs, Weight? You mean mass, You very silly donkey, This all rhymes if you don't say it like it sounds. next: A dentist that lived in Brazil, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
A dentist that lived in Brazil,
decided a volcano he'd fill, now when it erupts, it sounds like hiccups, he's off back tomorrow with a drill. next: It's all a question of semantics.... |
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smithpaul60 Veteran user South Carolina 301 Posts |
It's all a question of semantics....
if you consider us mantics we all like to play all night and all day and end up in verbal antics. (I agree with george, the Cow limerick is my fav. as well.) The Zoo and Logical Times... ( a shout out to Corona) |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
The Zoo and Logical times,
Is a fortean feast for the mind, As Corona explores, The world and it's flaws, It makes you like twice at mankind. next: A baby tortoise called Bob |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I meant look not like. This has all turned into a bit of a Corona appreciation society. Let us not forget he is rather weird so by rights we should be poking him with twigs and calling him a freak. Anyhow
A baby tortoise called Bob, |
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Corona Smith Inner circle Airstrip One 1689 Posts |
A baby tortoise called Bob,
turned this thread to a plod, I kept coming back, for another crack, but just couldn't finish the job. next: Whilst reading Finnegans Wake... |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Whilst reading Finnegan's wake,
I started to dream of a steak, Just then came a voice, The mouth of James Joyce, "Hey, Buddy, please stay awake!" next It looks like the Red Sox in four
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