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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
I'm worried I might be obsessed.
The girl in front of me just undressed. But I barely bat an eye. or glance at her thigh. Because these limmericks have me possessed. I've had enough of this for tonight |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
I've had enough of this for tonight
So I think I'll go out for a bite. Some clams and linguini, Or a great big martini, Oh yes, that will sure set me right. They say that rehab's for quitters... |
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
They say that rehab's for quitters...
In the same way a toilet's for...(ahem...) sitters HA! Thought I'd be crude? Perhaps even rude? Naaa, I just meant to give you the titters. I just bought a workout machine
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Nir Dahan Inner circle Munich, Germany 1390 Posts |
I just bought a workout machine
with the hope it will make me quite thin it has different weights air pumps and belts and even an LCD screen Water skiing in Alaska is a must! |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
Water skiing in Alaska is a must
But it's so cold that you're skis would rust. But in my tight little thong I'd be singing a song, and a sticker on my butt that reads Juneau or BUST! |
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
I guess Pepka has ended this thread
And rendered it totally dead For without a first line The next guy to entwine We might as well all go to bed. But wait; it might not be done yet
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
No - you were right the first time.
TH
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
(Oops!)
But wait; it might not be done yet Hey Top Hat, how much would you bet? I hope you're not done For your rhymes sure are fun You could do it for pay if you're in debt. Do you buy your tricks from Hocus Pocus? |
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Do you buy your tricks from Hocus Pocus
All the time or just when they poke us, with discounts and sales sent via email. If we all paid full price it would choke us! My head is made out of cheese With their |
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
His head is made out of cheese,
And no-one I know disagrees. The answers he gets To the puzzles he sets Are enough to bring him to his knees. He comes from a country down under,
TH
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
He comes from a country down under,
With puzzles he's oft known to blunder, His head, I have heard, Is made of milk curd, So it really is little wonder. He's an Ozzy, what more can I say?
TH
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Now you're just being mean!
He'a an Ozzy what more can I say? He's under hot sun all the day And with kangaroo bites Dingo attacks in the night His puzzles come out the wrong way! Top Hat seems a bit grumpy |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
Top Hat seems a bit grumpy
This limerick road can be bumpy But hey let's be nice He gives good advice Even if he looks a bit frumpy. So our limericks total 9 pages |
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
Top Hat seems a bit grumpy.
His flight home this evening is bumpy. But the air hostess (blonde), Has been quick to respond, And has offered mile-high rumpy-pumpy. I was smoking a post-coital ciggy,
TH
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
So our limericks total 9 pages
With wisdom passed down through the ages From members who rhyme With phrases sublime They might as well all be called sages. I was smoking a post-coital ciggy With a dancer who called herself "Iggy" When we met at the bar And she pulled a cigar I knew we'd be getting quite jiggy In the back of my head is a drawer
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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Top Hat Inner circle We peed on you! 1077 Posts |
In the back of my head is a drawer,
And I'll tell you exactly what for. You might think I'm strange, But it's where I keep change That I hand out each week to the poor. The pro golfer Douglas McGee,
TH
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
The pro golfer Douglas McGee
Is a far better player than me. But I feel no shame, Cuz bowling's my game Ask Biro, my average is 223. Did you see the cover of Genii It's Criss Angel sipping a martini. He can't second deal, Or even side steal But chicks love his Harry Huge Weenie. I for one think Tamariz is crazy. |
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Thomas Wayne Inner circle Alaska 1977 Posts |
I for one think Tamariz is crazy.
Though no one considers him lazy He's a hardworking goofus With snaggley toofes And magic that's sweet as a daisy Pepka can't stop with one rhyme
MOST magicians: "Here's a quarter, it's gone, you're an idiot, it's back, you're a jerk, show's over." Jerry Seinfeld
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NJJ Inner circle 6437 Posts |
Pepka can't stop with one rhyme
And I for one find think it's a crime If the first one's is awful (and there has been a drawer full) He tries again one more time! Pepka's limericks are quite good. |
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pepka Inner circle Uh, I'm the one on the right. 5041 Posts |
Pepka's limericks are quite good
He did the best that he could But don't make him blush (He's a bit of a lush.) He spends more time on here than he should. Lance's hands smell like dove poop. |
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