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She didn't like the magicians rumble seat..

Why did the magician chew bubble gum?...
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Cause it was better than "blowing bubbles"



What did the palm tree say to the lighter?
"and these two go in my pocket"
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Do you know any tricks with fire? ..

What's worse than wet flash paper? ...
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A dry wife.




Why does Santa run in circles?
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He was stuck inside a giant phantom tube.

Why did the flash paper not light?
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The bulb burned out

Trees, tress where are the trees?
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They deciduous to leaf



Why did the candle wax
In the view of each individual is the world a sleightly different shape, it matters not how things are, but how we perceive them to be.
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Because it was not waning.

How tall do you weigh?
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Who pays a dollar three ninety eight?
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Tax payers


Why was the answer 42
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Because the famous TV Magician asked 400 people to think of a number between one and a hundred and he said "42" to all of them but only two of them acted amazed (because they thought he actually guessed correctly) so he took the one with the best visual response and used that footage for his big TV special but the second volunteer really didn't want to sign a release form anyway so in reality, he was stuck using the first volunteer, How The Other 398 People Didn't Post A Comment About How Lame The Trick Was Is The Real Mystery.

Am I right or am I right?


Why did the magician use flower-darts when he played darts at the local bar
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It was a seedy bar..

Why did the magician bury his zombie? ...
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He was hoping for a good crop of clothes hangers

Why did the magician say “I have an empty box”?
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The box was his tip jar ..

Why did the magician turn down a gig in Vegas? ...
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No one filled his tip jar.

Why did the assistant buy a second rabbit?
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The first one vanished from his tip jar..

How did the magician use his extra rope?...
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He made a East Indian Rope Trick using a tip jar.

What isn't it the North Indian Rope Trick?
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It isn't in the union..

Why didn't the magician use a confederate?...
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Because the man hated being called a stooge.

Why did the magician tell everyone to leave their cell phone on, during the show?
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None of the 3 people had a phone..

Why did the magician refuse to do street
magic under a tent?...
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