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bwinn New user Philadelphia, PA 12 Posts |
Why are Penn and Teller like a couple?
Only one of them gets to talk!
Abracadabra, Hocuspocus, and all that Jazz
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RayRannala New user Tampa, FL 32 Posts |
When I was young I wanted to be a psychic, but I didn't see a future in it.
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wulfiesmith Inner circle Beverley, UK 1339 Posts |
I stopped using my Jumbo Cards ...
a drunk from the back yelled "who's the little guy with the cards?" |
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wally Inner circle 1828 Posts |
Anyone here ever downloaded Jeff Hobson and Michael modes joke app, is it anygood.
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jeffhobson V.I.P. 246 Posts |
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On Dec 6, 2017, wally wrote: Michael and I have decided not to continue the "Best Jokes Ever" app for the iPhone. It's been discontinued for over 3 years now.
The Hilarious Host of Las Vegas!
VISIT my magic shop: www.HobsonsChoiceMagic.com |
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Huzzah New user 53 Posts |
Probably my favorite joke I've heard was from Tommy Wonder. He was doing his ambitious card routine on one of his DVDs and after a few phases, he pauses, looks at the audience and says, "You know, I became a magician to find out how I do this"
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Luke Jonas Regular user Yorkshire UK 191 Posts |
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On Dec 19, 2008, Donal Chayce wrote: and another one to claim he came up with the idea first! |
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DaKine Oregon New user Medford, Oregon 50 Posts |
Q: What's the difference between Magicians and Experimental Psychologists?
A: Magicians pull rabbits out of hats and Experimental Psychologists pull habits out of rats. |
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ed rhodes Inner circle Rhode Island 2885 Posts |
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On Jan 1, 2018, Luke Jonas wrote: And two more to talk about how much better the light bulbs were changed in THEIR day!
"...and if you're too afraid of goin' astray, you won't go anywhere." - Granny Weatherwax
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professortango Regular user 117 Posts |
A magician is working a Cruise Ship and every evening the Captain and the Captain's parrot watch his show. After a few weeks of performing the same routine, the parrot began to catch wise. "Awk! It's in the other hand!" "Awk! It's a double lift!" "Awk! The box has a false bottom!" The magician was furious, but he didn't have time to express his anger as the ship suddenly hit an iceberg. As he floated in the water, waiting for the life boat to come his way, who should land on a piece of nearby debris but none other than the Captain's parrot. Finally the parrot turned the magician and squawked "Awk! Okay, that last one got me! What did you do with the boat?"
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