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The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
...for any magic tricks or ones that are just funny?
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Chris Berry Special user 831 Posts |
There once was man from Nantucket...
Umm, better stop there! Chris |
Peter Marucci Inner circle 5389 Posts |
Just off the top of my head:
There is a magician named Jest, Who believes that his tricks are the best. But try as he might, He can't get them right, Which makes him like most of the rest. |
Reg Rozee Special user Vancouver, Canada 592 Posts |
Hmm, I just wrote this one so it's a little dodgy, but the rhythm isn't too bad:
There was a cheap magic rabbit who'd spent Every dime he had earned or been lent. He said, "I know that I now live in a hat But I don't have to pay any rent!" -Reg {*}
Reality is what doesn't go away when you stop believing in it. -Phillip K. Dick
Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes? -Chico Marx |
The Donster Inner circle 4817 Posts |
There once was a magician from Nantucket who waved his magical wand and made his audience disappear right into a bucket. Don,
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
A magician once felt he was unique
if he saw a bad act, he would critique but once he saw a magic act kill like many others, he would steal!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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ChrisZampese Veteran user Hamilton, NZ 341 Posts |
Adapted from Collin Mockery on 'Whose Line is it anyway?' (The slightly inferior American version, but lets not get into that!)
One day I was out in the yard, When I hit my head really hard. When at last I came to, the worst had come true, I'd lost my speaking rhythm and rhyming ability.
The most beautiful experience we can have is the mysterious. It is the fundamental emotion which stands at the cradle of true art and true science. Whoever does not know it and can no longer wonder, no longer marvel, is as good as dead, and his eyes are
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Chris Berry Special user 831 Posts |
This one magician thought he was unique,
But he was really a magic geek, Knew nothing at all, Dropped his Zombie Ball, Thankfully he won't be back next week. Chris |
wayman Special user England - Sunderland 589 Posts |
The masked magician was no good,
that's why he wore a hood, he stole others magic, and that made him tragic, He should live in a box made of wood!! (c) Wayman 2003........just kidding |
blindbo Special user Bucks County, PA 790 Posts |
This could work with Dr. D's Last trick:
On your palm, a red ace I will set; now, another red ace you will get. So, tell me my friend, what you have in the end, and I'll show in my hands how they met! |
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
It's not how often you're coughin, it's the coffin they carry you off in.
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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cardfreakhk Special user Hong Kong SAR 585 Posts |
This one can really kill,
he's rich and likes to steal, if this guy wanna fxxx, everyone would show their *****, alright we all know he's called Copperxxxxx. Every month I checked the bill, all were the name of magicshops, still, I am a loser, all the props are in my drawer, I use my skill.
Don't just dream, stay awake and action!
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Bilwonder Veteran user Oroville CA 327 Posts |
Here's a rhyme I adapted (rewrote) from the old Frank Lane patter books.
"This story's ended, as they say in books What I've lacked in talent, I hope I've made up in looks, [give a cross-eyed grin] It's been magic for me to meet you, ladies and gentlemen. And now'll say good bye, & hope you call again." Sid Lorraine has a number of lymericks in his books, here's a couple I enjoyed and used with paper tearing tricks (paper hat and paper tree) "A girl handling papers, once said; 'There are certain papers I dread. Wrapping and Wall Don't affect me at all, BUT TISSUE GOES TO MY HEAD!' Or "It's the great blooming Flora of fame On the package they promise the same. I planted the seeds Removed al the weeds. What developed was this BLOOMIN' SHAME!"
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"You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus." Mark Twain |
Sanj Singh New user 53 Posts |
Hold out your hand... no, the clean hand.
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Mark Wood New user Maidstone, Kent. United Kingdom 71 Posts |
They sat upon a grassy bank, And she was all a quiver. He undid her suspenders belt And her leg fell in the river.
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Larry Barnowsky Inner circle Cooperstown, NY where bats are made from 4770 Posts |
Here's one of my original ones:
There was once a magician from Timbuktu Whose assistant he sliced through and through But instead of using a gaff He really cut her in half Which unfortunately he couldn't undo I have used scripts in verse for a number of the routines in my previous three books. Larry |
AllAboutMagic Veteran user California 333 Posts |
The girl held a real mystery
For she truly had the power to see And it drove me mad How quickly she'd add All my cash and some how get it from me. True Story Limerick.....just ask my magician! |
Gord New user 59 Posts |
There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds. Now this sorry young lass Is quite covered in grass, But has all the tomatoes she needs. |
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