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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your computer chair is made out of playing cards...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
You pasted playing cards on every inch of all the walls in your house.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When you have enough left over playing cards to paste on every inch of all the walls of your house.
Posted: Sep 25, 2009 4:17pm When you realize that you need to spend even more time with Magic when you re-read the last few messages and realize you don't have a chair made of playing cards or a wall papered with playing cards (great idea btw).
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
When you are now embarrassed to be named "Bill."
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When a cop pulls you over for texting and you insist that you need to finish before you can speak with him.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You wake up in the morning and 3 halves are still palmed...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When 24 hours a day is not even enough for magic yet you squeeze as much time for the Café and have a good laugh.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When your girlfriend says "Kiss me baby," and you look around for your Scotty York Candy Kiss Machine.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you cannot differentiate between reality and magic.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
And when your only reality is magic.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When, after 50 years of practice, magic is still magical to you.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you shortchange the paperboy then give it back to him as his Christmas bonus.
Posted: Sep 26, 2009 3:41pm When you secretly use a nail writer to mark-off items you're buying, from your grocery list. Posted: Sep 26, 2009 3:42pm When you wear a fake pair of teeth for your driver's license photo. Posted: Sep 26, 2009 3:43pm When you post three times before anyone else. Posted: Sep 26, 2009 3:43pm Make that four. Posted: Sep 26, 2009 3:43pm And a half
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You post more than 4 times in a row...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When everything in your life revolve around magic only.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
I'm sorry. I don't have time to respond as I am typing this post.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
In that case, please disregard this message.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
When the only greenbacks in your wallet burst into flames when touched with a glowing ember.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
When you cheat and put magic over the Detroit Lions and Washington Redskins football game to make the Lions win.
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When the regulars here are working hard to push this thread to 100 pages.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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