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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you are practising the invisible pass with a deck of cards everywhere and anywhere you go.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
And when that pass really becomes invisible
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you spend an hour on Jay's site comparing his picturs there to his avatar to try to decide if he is really him.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you buy your wife the 9 dvd set of Astonishment videos for her birthday...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
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On 2009-05-01 22:19, joseph wrote: (As they say here in the South: "Yo in a heap O trouble, boy!") When you realize the thing you keep all your cuff links, lapel pins, and tie tacs in is a change bag.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you are watching someone performing on stage and you have the urge to go up there to share the limelight.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
When you plan your vacation based only on the cities that have a magic shop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you would drive 400 miles with a group of magician friends to meet another group of magicians just to talk magic with them.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you go to Las Vegas and the only thing you want to do is magic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can only pay for your groceries with Barber halves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you enjoy the status of being a magician even when you are really jobless.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You make a screen saver out of Dynamikes avatars.. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
(But without Dyna knowing)
When you go to the Magic Castle swap meet (yesterday) and walk past the same 60 tables 99 times and keep telling people that you're leaving in ten minutes.
Jay Leslie
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you insist on showing every magician you meet the invisible pass you have been practising and bragging how fast you are eventhough everyone can see exactly what is happening.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
We call that a lecture, not a show.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you pack for a trip anywhere for any reason and have to always remember to pack a few props and at least one magic book.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When your wife is complaining that your props are taking a lot of space on your bed, her dressing table and even the bathroom.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When your wife is complaining that all the artwork on the walls is magic posters.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
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On 2009-05-04 20:11, jay leslie wrote: (ROFL, she made that complaint not 5 minutes before I read this! I know you have my house bugged now, Jay!) When the pictures of your relatives are all magic posters.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts |
When you have replaced all the family photos with Houdini's photos.
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