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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You teach your dog to fetch your
deck of cards and your slippers...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your morning alarm goes off before you master that new card move.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All your posts are after dark
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your wife, when making a honey do request, starts with "When you get through messing with that trick..."
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do the 1 to 100 for the bank teller then get locked in the vestibule.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The first thing you do when going on an out of town trip is look to see if there are any magic shops at your destination.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You paint the telephone pole, outside your house, to look like a wand.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You won't go to sleep unless your wife reads you the
next chapter of the Houdini biography...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
How does it end?
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
The answer is in the appendix...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On Oct 17, 2016, joseph wrote: How true
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You believe that CNN, MSNBC, CBS, ABC, and NBC should be nominated for the illusionist of the year award.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You water and sing to your botania every day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You are the last one to post in every thread here
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you can name every magic convention you attended in the past year, but can't remember when you last saw your doctor.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You actually go to the tavern to show your
friends all your new tricks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You spend an hour resetting all the clocks in your multiplying clock trick because daylight savings changed.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Falling back one hour gives you
extra practice time...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You pull a rubber turkey leg out of your pocket, pretend to take a bite, put it back and you entire family yells "WE'VE SEEN THAT BEFORE"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You reach into your turkey and pull out a rabbit.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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