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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2009-08-24 14:19, The Curator wrote: In America we call them "Freedom Bane."
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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The Curator V.I.P. Beware Vampire, I have 3909 Posts |
Your weapon must be selected according to the monster you fight.
the Monster: The Stake |
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Oh Carrots are devine
You get a dozen for a dime... It's Maaaaagic... (Bugs Bynny. 1951)
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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handa Inner circle Pittsburgh, PA 1357 Posts |
Bunnicula Rocks!
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Robin DeWitt Regular user 187 Posts |
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On 2009-08-27 14:22, handa wrote: Indeed he do. It's great that there is at least one other (ahem) mature Bunnicula fan. Those who have not availed themselves with this series of so called children books are missing out...a lot.
I am the fakir, you....
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Doug Higley 1942 - 2022 7152 Posts |
Chester would not approve.
Higley's Giant Flea Pocket Zibit
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IAIN Eternal Order england 18807 Posts |
Tommy cooper, the uk magician/comedian, he suggested carrying two sausages in your pocket - if a vampire tries to bite your neck, stick them up his nose...
I've asked to be banned
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Van Helmont Elite user 488 Posts |
Ah, good old Tommy Cooper!
A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'
The Epiphany Before Christmas: this day (12/23/13) I leave the Café for good!
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The Curator V.I.P. Beware Vampire, I have 3909 Posts |
I suppose he sits in front of the vampire, his nose pointing to the vampire' heart. Then he starts lying... |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
The carrot would never work on Bunnicula, he would just drink it's juice and then it would be all pale and floppy.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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The Curator V.I.P. Beware Vampire, I have 3909 Posts |
But Pinocchio's nose will...
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George Ledo Magic Café Columnist SF Bay Area 3042 Posts |
Hmmmm... new use for an appearing cane?
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
www.georgefledo.net Latest column: "Sorry about the photos in my posts here" |
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SpellbinderEntertainment Inner circle West Coast 3519 Posts |
Poor old Geppetto was the first to go! Who knew…
“Have nose will travel to Transylvania?” Walt |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Brings a whole new meaning to hitting him with the sap.
Quote: On 2009-08-31 13:35, The Curator wrote:
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Andy Moss Special user 713 Posts |
I feel that it would be the decent thing to interview a few vampires first to see how they actually feel about people slaying them.I am sure that you might come to a compromise (although probably not on your terms.)
http://www.quizilla.com/quizzes/1022317/......-are-you |
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The Curator V.I.P. Beware Vampire, I have 3909 Posts |
Dracula...
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seadog93 Inner circle 3200 Posts |
These are awesome, I want to make one too!!!
Vampires are ridiculously popular lately on Tv and movies, this could be a wonderful show. I'm thinking seance.
"Love is the magician who pulls man out of his own hat" - Ben Hecht
"Love says 'I am everything.' Wisdom says 'I am nothing'. Between the two, my life flows." -Nisargadatta Maharaj Seadog=C-Dawg=C.ou.rtn.ey Kol.b |
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Andy Moss Special user 713 Posts |
Typical! The Curator end up with Dracula -the master of all vampires. However I did end up with Lestat de Lioncourt so things could be worse.
Hmm I am reminded of the character Rufus King in the film 'Dracula's Curse'.He was both a vampire slayer and Dracula himself in disguise. Is there something that you should be telling us Master "Curator"......? |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
I wish somebody would put the stake in that Edgar or whatever his name is from Twee-light. Immortal being almost a hundred years old hanging out at a high school to score chicks. Something wrong with that.
Oh, I got Dracula too.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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The Curator V.I.P. Beware Vampire, I have 3909 Posts |
Speaking about vampire hunter kits, here are some important tools for tomb raiders, vampire hunters, body snatchers...
The lamp (circa 1880) is a "thief's lamp", the tool has many functions on the same object and the knife... well. |
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