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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
People in your family know that IBM does not stand for International Business Machines.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You ask your dog which cup the bisky is under...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You postman asks, "Do they make up the names on these return addresses?"
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Homeland Security shows up at your house to find out exactly what are in all those packages you get from Magic International.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your banker asks, "Why do these checks in the note section, say For Magic?" Who is "Magic"?
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts |
Your parcels from the dealers were chained to the postman, he worried the "magic parcels" might disappear anytime.
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
At night, you lay out your clean clothes, and your wallet of the day...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You have 12 desks of cards that you switch around so they all wear-out evenly.
Jay Leslie
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You go through decks of cards like a child would with candy
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There are certain cards that you keep from a deck, even when you throw the rest of the deck away.
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts |
When the number of your remaining family members stabilizes.
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dog knows that there is a rabbit somewhere.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You keep a piece of rope in a card box.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
People ask, "Can you do anything else?"
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
You keep erasers for your pencils in a card case that you can never seem to find since you have so many decks in that drawer.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You light a candle at church, and then vanish it...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Any passengers in your car have to sit in the front seat.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You understand what Momme, Bias and Single-needle stitched rolled hem, refer to
Jay Leslie
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francisngkl Special user Singapore 509 Posts |
You are requested to start the fire in every barbacue
Carpe Diem, Seize The Day!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have one hundred decks of cards in your house but not one complete deck.
Northern California
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