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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You are a magician when
You can do card tricks, coin tricks, rope & silk tricks and maybe some platform stuff. ------- And you don't feel the need to justify any of it to anyone for any reason.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have to run a mile every day to stay in shape for escaping your audiences.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you make your entrance at a party, everyone else leaves.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
People start calling you Mr, Magic (and you think it's flattering)
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You won't see the doctor unless he
asks for a volunteer...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Quote:
On Oct 15, 2016, joseph wrote: Does he use a wand or tongue depressor?
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
People run away screaming when they see you approaching with a deck of cards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
All your books and wallets explode into
flames when opened...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You’re the only person in town who borrows a 20 and actually gives it back
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't find your socks in your sock drawer because it is full of used decks of cards.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You're the only kid on the block with 52 bicycles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You got 80,000 dollars worth of vehicles parked in the drive way so you can store 10,000 worth of magic props in the garage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have enough jokers to make
a new Batman movie...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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htmagic New user Tennessee 50 Posts |
You get sued by George Lucas for saying: May the FORCE be with you and have a magical day!
(That, and for making lightsabers better than what he could produce!)
May the FORCE be with you and have a magical day!
MagicBill High-Tech Magic http://www.high-techmagic.com/ |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can make a 5,000 income tax refund disappear in the dealers room of a single magic convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
In the produce department, all you can
think of is final loads...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You're willing to do a show just for a cold weenie.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your cologne smells like musty silks...
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You get banned from the Café.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your pillow case is made of
discarded silks...
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