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InventorRu
New user
60 Posts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 4:22pm
Someone once said
"the two most beautiful words in the English language are ...'cheque enclosed'
I've often thought about this and wondered if it could be bettered,indeed a friend of mine reckoned
'They're off...!"
is better.
Anyone have a better suggestion
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 4:37pm
Free Beer!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Pizpor
Loyal user
274 Posts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 4:38pm
Mine is "no refunds."
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Rizzo
Inner circle
East Coast
2321 Posts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 5:45pm
I have three 2 letter words that means small. Is It In? oh,wrong topic.
Why call it common sense when it's so rare ?
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Bill Ligon
Inner circle
A sure sign of a misspent youth:
6437 Posts
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Posted: Feb 16, 2010 9:08pm
"Dinner's ready!"
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW:
www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 17, 2010 10:05pm
"Well Done!"
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Magic Enhancer
Inner circle
Robert Haas
1805 Posts
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Posted: Feb 17, 2010 11:59pm
You're huge!
Robert Haas
Robert Haas
Magic Enhancer
Quality magic products for the working professional.
www.MagicEnhancer.com
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 10:40am
Mortgage paid-off.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 1:00pm
More business.
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 6:36pm
Y'all Come!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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Rockabilly
Regular user
Victoria, BC, abracapocus
158 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 6:40pm
Medium rare
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That'll teach you to keep your mouth shut.
Quando omni flunkus moritati – when all else fails, play dead. ...
7/5th of all people do not understand fractions.
www.Rockabillymagic.com
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 18, 2010 7:12pm
Day off!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 6:21am
Soup's on!...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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JamesTong
Eternal Order
Malaysia
11210 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:16am
Good holiday
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 1:39pm
Next Please
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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MagicBus
Inner circle
Kalamazoo, Michigan
2236 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 4:49pm
I do.
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 6:24pm
Need Help?
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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jay leslie
V.I.P.
southern california
6324 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:01pm
No strings
http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year
The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/
And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle!
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:02pm
Which hand?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 9:44pm
You're hired.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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Rizzo
Inner circle
East Coast
2321 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 10:48pm
You Win
Why call it common sense when it's so rare ?
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 19, 2010 10:51pm
A Million.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 7:46am
It's magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 11:16am
Free Shipping
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 1:30pm
Hocus-pocus...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 2:28pm
Right Card!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 3:18pm
Gimme another...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19261 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 4:22pm
Not Here!
Bob Sanders
Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz
AmazedWiz@yahoo.com
SilkMagic@DoveLite.com
http://www.magicbysander.com/
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tabman
Inner circle
USA
5950 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 4:23pm
On Vacation.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com
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joseph
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14391 Posts
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Posted: Feb 20, 2010 6:56pm
..gone fishing...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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