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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Venue (Noun): It's that scoop you add to your hood even though you don't have a blower SO you have to look through it while you drive and it becomes both a vent and a view... therefore a Venue.
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
Venue: A vent with a view!! That's too funny.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
ROFL!!!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Someone asks you if you include vent in your act, and you think they are referring to something under the dashboard of your pickup!
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you do Aerial Fishing, you actually use the aerial off your pickup as a fishing pole down at the fish pond.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think being called a "volunteer" means they are from Tennessee.
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Kuma New user Sydney 51 Posts |
You can't "Mind-Read" properly unless it's phonetic.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
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On 2010-09-20 14:51, tabman wrote: It's also a Hawaiian phrase; ie, "Always look professional venue do magic."...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have your closeup pad on top of bales of hay.
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raywitko Special user western Pa 527 Posts |
You can't do your cigarette routine because your performing in the hay barn.
Sometimes it seems there are more than one of me.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
.... you do your smoking your thumb routine you actually put tobacco in your hand and light it.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You patter, and tobscco juice flies all over the place...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Your rabbits ALSO have brown stained teeth....
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your wife says "You done swept me off my feet with one broom and then made me sweep the floor with the other.
You use the kids to make them Dirty Hand Gags. Your idea of Appearing Beer is every time you yell over the TV. The only reason I married you was because we didn't have a mirror, in the house, and you told me that if'n I climbed into that there box yonder, I could see myself all I wanted. Turns out that those purdy clothes you bought were costumes. The only space I have, in the house, is one little box because the rest of the place is full-on illusions, motorcycles and them ducks. The next time someone says '"Let me show you how I make my magic wand disappear"... I'm gunna say no"
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
They have your picture taped to wall in the grease rack at the garage.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... and your promo picture is on the Wall of Fame at The Cracker Barrell #1 in Lebanon, TN.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
Along side the photo of ol' Blue, the "magical wonder dog..."
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your best Tee Shirt advertises "Ole Roy" dog food...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you decide that "Ole Roy The Great!" is your new magic handle on your CB.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts |
You spit watermelon seeds, patter, and whistle through your "toof" at the same time.
The difficult must become easy, the easy beautiful and the beautiful magical.
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