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You must learn all your tricks via DVD because you never learned to read.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The sign on your truck door says "Bubba the Great!"
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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All your scarves are tobacco stained.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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When you and your wife wore matching NASCAR caps at the wedding.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You can't practice magic for a week because you had a fistfight at a high school sports event...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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He knows 20 rock jokes.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your idea of flash paper is soaking toilet paper in moonshine and kerosine.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You keep your flash powder in a powder horn.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You makes flash paper bills with real money.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The ax handle behind your truck seat is considered a concealed weapon.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your background music comes from your 8 track player...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Hammond super 8 quadriphonic.... to be precise.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You have to pay royalties to Willie Nelson and George Strait for you show music.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You take a guitar to magic conventions. (Magic Valley Ranch requires it!)
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You take it as a personal affront to perform for the Smile Doctors.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You not only know Jack, your family has been distilling it for over 100 years.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You perform for a freebie at the House of Tattoos...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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The Jacks you recognize have long ears.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You choose a spectator by saying; "You..over yonder"...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You expect the women in the audience to have pocket knives too.
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