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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You never get axed at a lumberjack convention
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You keep your appearing and vanishing canes in a rack in the back window of your pick-up.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your loud speakers consist of rolled-up newspaper.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You don't know the difference between a stage and a loading dock.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
If your idea of an expensive levitation illusion involves a fork lift.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your idea of a wedding performance includes a shot gun, a mouth full of BB's and and whiskey glass production.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You do stabbed and there are actually knives under all three cups.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your spot light is also used for deer hunting.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Intermission at your show includes barbecued Spam on the grill...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You do your guillotine act with a live hog.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your publicity pictures include the big buck you shot.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You keep all your magic catalogs stored in the two holer.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your feather flowers are home grown.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have beautiful feather flowers but a lot of plucked chickens.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Everyone always wants to see your Marlboro manipulation act...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your opening act is the Budwiser girls.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You keep your stage props in a horse trailer.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You store your Genii magazines right near your Outdoor Life ones...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Real saw horses are used in you stage show.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You hang your magic plaque right near your big rig trucking diploma...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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