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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
First you load the rabbit
Then you use the mirror to comb your hair and shave,
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You most common method for producing silver dollars is a shake down.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Some hay flutters from every silk you produce ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can perform 10 tricks if you have a lotta bowl and some BB's.
Northern California
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The great Gumbini Inner circle 3060 Posts |
The only mirror you have in your home is your Silk Thru Mirror!
Good magic to all, Eric |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You bathe your doves on a Waffle House table...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The label on the bottle says "Ours".
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You can't decide if your going to wear the green and black checked or the red and black checked lumberjack shirt to your weekend gig.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your pants are short enough to prove your socks don't match.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your performance construction boots were a hand me down from your mother.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your spotlight is the same one your mom uses to hunt deer.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You enjoy performing for children at The Good Ole Boys and Girls Club
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your show has more tricks than you have teeth.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You produce silks, and hang them on the points of
your antler rack...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your dinner show is usually featured at the Road Kill Café.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your warm up act is Larry the Cable Guy.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is a spit cup at every table.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You make slush powder out of pig slop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you can't catch a bullet in your teeth because there ain't none.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have at least 13 species of insects living in your beard
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