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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your spotlight is the same one your mom uses to hunt deer.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You enjoy performing for children at The Good Ole Boys and Girls Club
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your show has more tricks than you have teeth.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You produce silks, and hang them on the points of
your antler rack...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your dinner show is usually featured at the Road Kill Café.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your warm up act is Larry the Cable Guy.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is a spit cup at every table.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You make slush powder out of pig slop...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you can't catch a bullet in your teeth because there ain't none.
Jay Leslie
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You have at least 13 species of insects living in your beard
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Tobacco juice gets trapped in your double chins.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
You use double sided duct tape...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You give your daughter a new shotgun for graduation.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
Your zombie foulard is made of window screen. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your performance fee is based on a multiple of a six pack.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your change bag is real fur.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts |
At intermission of your show, you look for
the outhouse...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your idea of a Spirit Cabinet is where you keep the booze.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your force card is the Four of Hound Dog Feet.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You think the theory of relativity has something to do with marrying you sister.
Northern California
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