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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Signed card in hay bale is your feature effect.
hbwolkov
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When you think Democrats are the party representing Dementors.
Northern California
joseph
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You do professors nitemare with your string tie...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You gave your sweetheart a new pocket knife for Valentines.
joseph
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Your plumes are corn cobs...
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One quarter of the members in the audience are named Billie Bob
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You don't perform any tricks that involve counting past 4...
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You perform color changing harmonica.
joseph
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Your pk device is a horseshoe magnet...
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You know that if something were "tooth in cheek" it would leave a bad scar.
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Your sawing in half saw also has teeth missing...
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You actually believe that you can keep the government out of your business.
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Your book is called "101 Tricks with Suspenders."...
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your secret pocket is at the top of your bib overalls.
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You offer a free squire dehydrator with every 5 tickets purchased.
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joseph
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Your reel is a pocket fisherman...
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You see a windmill as complicated machinery.
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You offer a free squirrel dehydrator with every 5 tickets purchased.
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You reward your volunteers with a bag of squirrel jerky!
jay leslie
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You produce a pink Flamingo from a spare tire.
I like magic so much... I might take it up as a hobby!

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jay leslie
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Quote:
On 2012-02-28 19:30, joseph wrote:
Your reel is a pocket fisherman...

like this one?
http://www.thehouseofenchantment.com/graphics/reel.jpg
I like magic so much... I might take it up as a hobby!

Performance www.jayleslie.com

Magifacturing www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your assistant outweighs you by 100 pounds.
joseph
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Your tigers are really corn fed barn cats...
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You refuse to travel to New York city because they don't have any Michelin one star road kill restaurants.
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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Your picture is posted in every truck stop in your area.
joseph
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Your stage name is Bow Legs...
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Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You give a bucket of fried chicken to your volunteers.
Bob Sanders
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Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
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You have magic props in every room of the trailer.
joseph
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You peddle snake oil at intermission...
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Bob Sanders
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You do color changing chicken.
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