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Bob Sanders
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Signed card in hay bale is your feature effect.
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hbwolkov
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When you think Democrats are the party representing Dementors.
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joseph
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You do professors nitemare with your string tie...
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Bob Sanders
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You gave your sweetheart a new pocket knife for Valentines.
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joseph
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Your plumes are corn cobs...
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One quarter of the members in the audience are named Billie Bob
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You don't perform any tricks that involve counting past 4...
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Bob Sanders
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You perform color changing harmonica.
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Your pk device is a horseshoe magnet...
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Bob Sanders
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You know that if something were "tooth in cheek" it would leave a bad scar.
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joseph
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Your sawing in half saw also has teeth missing...
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Bob Sanders
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You actually believe that you can keep the government out of your business.
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Your book is called "101 Tricks with Suspenders."...
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Bob Sanders
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Your secret pocket is at the top of your bib overalls.
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You offer a free squire dehydrator with every 5 tickets purchased.
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Your reel is a pocket fisherman...
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Bob Sanders
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You see a windmill as complicated machinery.
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You offer a free squirrel dehydrator with every 5 tickets purchased.
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Bob Sanders
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You reward your volunteers with a bag of squirrel jerky!
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You produce a pink Flamingo from a spare tire.
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