|
|
Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..27..51..75..99..120~121~122~123~124..131..137..143..149..155..156~157~158 [Next] | ||||||||||
jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a cane to prop the hood up, on your F150.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your force card is on your mud flaps.
|
|||||||||
Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
Quote:
On 2012-03-10 19:24, jay leslie wrote: I do that with my Ford Ranger, does that count?
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You store your props in buckets and coffee cans.
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You can produce cards wearing cattle rustlin' gloves...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You are working on a Six Shot lotta cow horn.
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You're late for your show because you had
to see where that fire truck was going...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think of your hound dawg as a fire extinguisher.
|
|||||||||
bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Your change box is actually your pooch's doghouse.
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You had to take your socks away from the dog so you could wear them to the show.
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
All your tricks are powered by a moonshine generator...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The name on the back of your belt is Bubba Whodini.
|
|||||||||
bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Your idea of a magical convention.
is tuesday night at the bowling alley. |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You practice while watching The Skunk Whisperer on tv...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have a line in front of the stage that marks a no spitting zone.
|
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your floating lady stands are 2 construction cones...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your idea of "rabbit ears" is hammers on an old double barrel shotgun.
|
|||||||||
Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
You know you're a redneck magician when...
you use lard on your reels cause it makes them slicker you use your reels and a hook to go fishin
Et tu, Spartacus?
https://fineartamerica.com/profiles/chispadeelpaso.html |
|||||||||
joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your fanning powder is duck down...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
|
|||||||||
Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your dove pan load is fried cat fish.
|
|||||||||
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » You know you're a redneck magician when... (23 Likes) | ||||||||||
Go to page [Previous] 1~2~3..27..51..75..99..120~121~122~123~124..131..137..143..149..155..156~157~158 [Next] |
[ Top of Page ] |
All content & postings Copyright © 2001-2024 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved. This page was created in 0.11 seconds requiring 5 database queries. |
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic. > Privacy Statement < |