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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On Feb 13, 2016, joseph wrote: That would be for a close up show,
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When all of your old illusions are sitting out hidden among the uncut weeds and grass in your yard.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You rip the tongue from your shoe and use it to level a table.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You can do matrix with the holes in your socks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When the fire in your dove pan doubles for the heat source for your still.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You stick out like a sore thumb performing in a Detroit school.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your act is called
"Tool Belt Magic"
Jay Leslie
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Poof-Daddy Inner circle Considering Stopping At Exactly 5313 Posts |
Instead of a magic wand, you simply refer to it as a "Steek". ie. "I will now wave this here steek over the cup and..."
Cancer Sux - It is time to find a Cure
Don't spend so much time trying not to die that you forget how to live - H's wife to H on CSI Miami (paraphrased). |
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your magic word is "Hee Haw."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
It difficult to hide your assistants in the illusions when they wear their steel toed boots.
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
You pull a hawk out of your hat.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The vanishing beer trick works every time… and 12 times on the weekends
Jay Leslie
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Your teeth are made of wood.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your favorite trick is the never empty beer mug.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your botania includes a bale of hay...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When you make your neighbors pony disappear it somehow gets auctioned off, two states away.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your show truck doubles as a moonshine transporter.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a Pase Pase to confuse the revenuers.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The sheriff returns you to the prison farm after every show.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your costume looks suspiciously like Hickory Stripe Denim Overalls from Oshkosh
Jay Leslie
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