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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You think it's funny when someone else slams their hand on top of a spike.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your misers dream uses cow chips and a slop bucket...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
The only thing you recognize as a cold drink is a beer.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can whittle a zig zag out of a tree trunk...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
All your illusions are unloaded using a chain hoist from a tree
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You pay your assistant in moonshine and jerky.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The sodbusters like yer saloon gigs...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
After unloading the show you have to stand next to the pot bellied stove to get warm, a spell.
Plus you brought your own band with a washboard and a jug.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You hire Riders in the Sky to front for you, and then never get on stage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You voted for Kenny Rogers...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your piro effect involves laying back on a table while someone holds a cigarette lighter
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You have all the latest magic posters
on your outhouse walls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Your appearing cane is a broke telescopic
antenna from your radio. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your finale in your act begins with the words "here, hold my beer and watch this!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You work for chicken feed...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You smoke weed from your Flash Pot
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You think you are the 'overall' winner at FISM...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You pull a black rabbit out of a hat and somebody calls you a racist.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The tailgate of you’re 1989 pick up reads “TOY”
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can do magic on the 'spur' of the moment...
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