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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
(with kudos to Jeff Foxworthy)
... you keep all your old and discarded props in your front yard.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You keep your suspensions up on concrete blocks.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your "bang gun" is a .357 magnum.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:56am ... your last gig was at the alligator farm down the road.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your "magic metal cylinders" say Maxwell House Coffee on them.
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MagicBus Inner circle Kalamazoo, Michigan 2869 Posts |
Your rabbit has no cage- it lives in the back seat of your car...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You sleep with your rabbit. In the back seat.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
One of your tricks is cut and restored baloney strings.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
People wondered how your teeth vanished...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You amazed your wife and sister with your new trick, and she said it was a good one.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
<BR>A TASSEL ON THE LUNATIC FRINGE |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... when your friend calls you about a gig and you know he's talking about frogs.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
When your magic wand doubles as a Tire Checker.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You perform the floating banjo...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you use John Deere silks.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you produce a mallard from your duck pan.
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On 2010-02-19 21:02, jay leslie wrote: Oh man, you're killing me. ... you use your water torture cabinet as a live well on your bass boat.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
You perform the linking piston rings.
Posted: Feb 19, 2010 11:30pm You wear a black velvet cape with a painting of Elvis on it.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You spit your tobacco into your lota bowl...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you use snuff for woofle dust.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You perform the multiplying moonshine bottles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have pictures of rabbits on your mud flaps.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You are the hit of the trailer park...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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