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You pull a possum out of a hat...then skin it right on stage...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your pickup truck breaks down on the way to every show...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your show trailer is cobbled together from an old boat trailer and the bed of your father-in-law's wrecked pickup truck.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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In your restaurant work, your idea of the coolest new trick starts out with "Pull my finger!"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You clean your close up mat with a toilet brush...
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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You perform a version of linking toilet seats...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can do manipulations with the ball from your trailer hitch.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you do KyleTheGreat's ping pong balls in the mouth routine using round plastic fishing bobbers.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your sub trunk has a half moon on the door...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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On 2010-09-19 07:35, joseph wrote: ... and a hole in the floor! 
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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And so does your zig zag!!!
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You have a monogrammed tractor key.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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And a monogrammed out house.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Your pk ring is shaped like bull horns...
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Kuma New user Sydney 51 Posts
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Your Lota Pot dispenses Moonshine.
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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Your mind reading pig is the hit of the holler.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You do country road magic because there are no streets where you live...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You wonder where there could be a venue called "street magic". Why not fruit stand magic?
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daffydoug Eternal Order Look mom! I've got 14077 Posts
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You're not even sure what the heck a "venue " is.....
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