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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You are a regular attendee of the TAOM.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You thought IBM stood for Incredible Barn Magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-12-17 20:06, Father Photius wrote: Woo hoo!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you ask the audience what the magic word is and they all respond "Yeeeeehaaaaaa!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Your assistants wear spurs...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your assistant's day job is as a Texas Ranger.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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mahucharn Elite user 418 Posts |
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On 2010-12-17 21:14, joseph wrote: This made me laugh so hard. |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You ever tied illusions to a headache rack.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
He thought SAM stood for Silo's and Magic...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your Christmas Tree is decorated with pop-top chains and beer can ornaments.
Happy Holidays everybody!!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your wear a camouflaged print tuxedo
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You do tailgate magic shows.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You sing the nine beer cans of Christmas with Tabman.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you have never performed a show that wasn't also a kegger.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
There is not a shoelace in the house but lots of boots.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You don't know what a thumb tie is, but you know what a hog tie is.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Even the ladies in the audience carry a knife.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Only motor cycles and Chevy trucks are allowed to be driven to your concerts.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you ask for a volunteer who is a good shot and you get mobbed on the stage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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