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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You know that you don't really lick food stamps.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You use the Xmas tree you dug up last year...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You're Square Circle is a portable camping toilet
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
After the show you use the gold fish for bait on catfish.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You perform the zig zag carp...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make a Card Star from deer antlers.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your cards have knife and bullet holes in them.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your gig travel includes parallel parking an 18-wheeler. ...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You email sign in ID is Death and Destruction
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think only poor city folks drink liquor with labels on the bottles.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your lota bowl has 3 x's on the side...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
You really do saw a women in half.
Northern California
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your saw for your sawing a woman in half prop stays at the wood pile.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You saw a woman in half with a chain saw and harness...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You eight brothers and sisters are in the show.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your kitchen disgards are the major source of materials for making Rocky Racoon
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You only do restaurant magic in the smoking section...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
All your props are made of leather, discarded oil cans or old skoal tins.
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your magic store also has a few pool tables...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Your Hospitality effect features 10 varieties of beer.
Northern California
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