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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You use snuff cans for the three shell game.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You do tricks on the spurs of the moment...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
When you don't have any sleeves to roll up at the start of your show.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When every sentence of your patter contains: "Now that's what I'm sayin'", "Jack", and "Hey"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You convert your broom suspension to a pitchfork suspension...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You travel to shows in a monster truck.
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Wravyn Inner circle 3469 Posts |
You hand your assistant your beer and say Watch this!
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You become the new Wizzo on the Redneck Bozo show and your magic words are Jack, Jack, Jack, insead of doodie, doodie, doodie
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your Vanishing Bandana really is!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You perform card fluorishes while bull riding. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You perform your entire show with a toothpick in your mouth
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You can't remember which of your
14 kids is your assistant. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
In your Dove Pan Routine you cook corn bread.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You keep an air freshener in your Square Circle.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your belt buckle is bigger than your chop cup. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
You pull road-kill out of your hat
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You think of a "revenuer" as a moving target furnished by the government.
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Mike Brezler Inner circle Waynesboro, Pa. 1114 Posts |
His stage is the bed of his pickup truck
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You practice your cups and balls in a deer blind.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3469 Posts |
You use your picture that's found on the People of Walmart pages as your publicity photo.
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