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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
Lol. I do use my French harp/harmonica to accompany my routines!
Harris Have harmonica will travel
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2013-12-31 20:35, Father Photius wrote: It's less itchy then wool and hides the cockateil much better.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
Your version of Peanut Butter and Jelly produces a fried bologna sandwich.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You warm your cattle with magic foulards. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Rainboguy Inner circle 1915 Posts |
You perform in your DRESS overalls.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You can only patter with a piece of
hay in your mouth. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Your Water Torture illusion looks like a Cooper Still.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your favorite accessory is
double sided duct tape. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You book a show at Marlboro College acause you're anglin for free smokes.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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MRSharpe Special user Never a dull moment with 940 Posts |
......somebody suggests you do the Chinese Sticks and you decide to save money on props by collecting used ones from the local buffet.
......you hear about the classic Die Box and you wonder if you could use one from a bottle of peroxide your old lady just bought. ......your Bang Gun is a 12 ga. ......your Dove pan is a cast iron skillet. You use it to cook squirrel, rabbit, and possum too. ......you don't do any stage illusions because you've never been able to find a box your assistant fits into. But boy can she two step! ......you consider doing the Mismade Flag, but can't find a version int the Stars and Bars. ......the guys down at the local bar got mad at you when you took up Billiard Balls and they could no longer shoot pool. ......your local restaurant hired you to do walk around. Al the patrons got mad when you wouldn't stop moving long enough to finish a trick.
Custom Props Designer and Fabricator as well as Performer from Indiana, USA
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tom_orrow.knight New user 5 Posts |
You purchase silks from Bob Sanders based on your favorite football teams
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You always enlist the help of a 'confederate'. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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RobbinMarksMagic New user Ohio 28 Posts |
Real Tree camo is the secret to your final vanish
"Money is how people without talent keep score."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You carry your show in your oats bag. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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RobbinMarksMagic New user Ohio 28 Posts |
You used Marlboro Miles to buy you props
"Money is how people without talent keep score."
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Levi Bennett Inner circle 1778 Posts |
You do the 8' appearing Family Pole
Performing magic unprofessionally since 2008!
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You make up your own Rocky Possum
after you skin one. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You weren't aware that you could buy good labelled liquor.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You celebrate your latest gig by serving
the family your last albino raccoon. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have a huge magic wand in the gun rack of your pickup truck.
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