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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your change bag has "BULL DURHAM" PRINTED ON IT.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You select "volunteers" from the audience by tossing out a horseshoe instead of a ball.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You perform to a background of banjo music.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your rice bowls say Kool Whip on the side...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You perform the levitating beer can.
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Teyo New user New Brunswick, NJ 53 Posts |
When your magic draw is in your tool box
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You have a 7 inch belt buckle shell...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You have a magnetic sign on the back of your pickup that reads "Majishun fer hyar"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You can do a paddle move with
a pitchfork...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do a ring and string routine while the ring is still in the bull.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You have a tattoo of every card in the deck...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
If you pull your rabbits out of a coon skin hat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You resume practicing right after the Hee Haw documentary...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You weave your own Sword Basket from corn stalks.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You pour grits out of your rice bowls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You do the 3 shell game with three buckets and a cow chip.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You then do the multiplying corn cob pipes...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You proclaim you are going to produce Ellie Mae and you open the box and out walks Jethro.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your Dean's box is a lasso, a horse rein ring,
and a giant belt buckle case...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your magic words are "Corn Squeezings"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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