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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts 
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Your big toe (sticking out of your boot) keeps getting stuck under a castor.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When your idea of a great Valentine gift for your assistant is an empty coffee can and a big chaw.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Quote:
On Jan 30, 2016, Father Photius wrote: Now I know I’m dyslexic I read Vasoline
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You carry your show in the bag
hanging off your hobo stick...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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It just takes a hat to perform the Famous Vanishing Mullet.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You are selected for the Oscars.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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That flap on your long johns gives you the idea where to ditch a dove.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You use moonshine for the Milk Pitcher.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When you wife throws out the old couch you use the foam to make a close up mat.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When your card clip is made from a live crawfish.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You need mud and snow casters on your illusions because the stage is dirt.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When anything technological is a mystery
Thank you
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You're welcome.
When you are locally known for your escape from a straight jacket while being suspended from that ol' bridge down by the creek.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Or from a tree
http://www.jayleslie.com/graphics/jayles......keta.jpg http://www.jayleslie.com/graphics/jayles......ketb.jpg
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You see tobacco stains on your IT...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Duct Tape makes great Afghan Bands.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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You are arrested for murder but are magically acquitted because your DNA is a perfect match with half of the town.
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Shopping cart wheels are the basis for all your dollies.
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts
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You feel bad the Broncos beat the Panthers.
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bigfoot Special user 502 Posts
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You've been known to say:
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