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idomagic Loyal user Denver, CO 255 Posts |
For your corporate shows, you put on your clean wife beater
Chad Wonder (Chad Wonder Magic, Inc)
Past President SAM 37/IBM 131 (Mile High Magicians) www.idomagic.com www.iDOMAGIC.dev |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You perform the rice bowls with grits...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... the opening music for your platform show is "All My Rowdy Friends" by Hank Jr.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You do the professors nightmare with a lasso...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... and you do your Beer Mugs and Shot Glasses routine to "Rednecks, White Socks, and Blue Ribbon Beer," by Vernon Oxford.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You make Hippy Hop Rabbits change place by threatening them with a Winchester.
You use old riffle barrels for Chinese Sticks. Truck Nuts are your final load, for your chop cup. You do Bill in Lemon as long as it was grown in the US. You refuse to call the French Drop anything but the Freedom Drop. You prefer the pitchfork suspension to the broom suspension. Your gallows illusion uses a horse. Your favorite tricks is cut and restored banjo strings (that don't need tuned) You'r least favorite is color change hank because you have no idea how to stuff two cloth dinner napkins from Dennys in a die tube.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you produce a possum from a NASCAR cap.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... your Any Drink Called For set up only dispenses Budweiser, Jack Daniels and moonshine.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... one of your tricks is Water to Buttermilk.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you're booked every year at the local Demolition Derby award show.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
...refuse to perform rope tricks because you need it to keep your pants up.
Posted: Feb 22, 2010 7:34am His best illusion was The Outhouse Vanish. He performed it once and was never seen again.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
... you do a stock car vanish ...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you carry a picture of Lance Burton in your wallet.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Can't do Ring On Shoelace because you have boots.
Your version of Chained Lightning involves chains, JD and the General Lee The only jail escape you know is every Monday after you sober-up You use fire flies instead of D'lights You load your entire birthday party show in the 18 wheeler just to go half a mile You practice holding you breath like you're doing an underwater escape but you're really in an outhouse. You do the old "Have a Peanut" joke but you really did suck the chocolate off each one. Stop me when you've had enough,
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
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On 2010-02-22 12:54, jay leslie wrote:...Your version of Chained Lightning involves chains, JD and the General Lee...Stop me when you've had enough, How do you do it??? You must be a redneck magician???
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
http://Sefalaljia.com |
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BCaldwell Special user is really regretting his 524 Posts |
The first effect performed at every table is Rang on Strang...
"...that's just my opinion. I could be wrong." Dennis Miller
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
As a joke, the volunteers from the audience give YOU small packets of hand sanitiser as a thank you.
Your colour changing cloth is nothing more then a hand towel and grease from your hands. You always dreamed of wrestling a bear, as part of your act, but were afraid you'd hurt the bear. You keep asking Porper to make all the poker chip tricks in gool ol fashon Checkers. Your Paper Balls Over Head is done with the same toilet paper you used ten years ago because you hate to waste good paper. Yes it takes longer to put it back on the roll but you'll have it if you need it. You use duct tape on a toilet float because you want to keep your original Zombie Ball in mint condition.
Jay Leslie
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Color changing teeth
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts |
You keep your "bang wand" in a rack in your pickup.
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Sawing the possum in half...
with a chainsaw.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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