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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Barney Fife is your assistant
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your show is sponsored by Budweiser...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your barber's name is Floyd and your mechanic's name is Goober.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your horse's tail is the source of your IT...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your magic word is "budwiser"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your magic collection is 'slim pickens' ...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You learned magic from Arnold the pig
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You store your entire act in your wading boots...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your change bag look like a big mouth bass
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You make your magic wallet from possum pelts...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your card case is a Prince Albert tin.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You have a topit in your chaps...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You advertise a free fly swatter with every seat.
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When your signature trick is the multiplying coon dog.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
A few guys from the neighborhood are changing your transmission while you’re getting ready for a show.
(and that has a bigger audience then you have)
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use pieces of old elastic suspenders as hinges on your flip over.
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When you do a crow act instead of a dove act.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You wear your britches backwards and use the flap as a trap
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You siphon so much gas that you can
blow flames from your mouth...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your flame through arm uses an acetylene torch.
Jay Leslie
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