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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your piro effect involves laying back on a table while someone holds a cigarette lighter
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You have all the latest magic posters
on your outhouse walls...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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bowers Inner circle Oakboro N.C. 7024 Posts |
Your appearing cane is a broke telescopic
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Your finale in your act begins with the words "here, hold my beer and watch this!"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You work for chicken feed...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You smoke weed from your Flash Pot
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You think you are the 'overall' winner at FISM...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You pull a black rabbit out of a hat and somebody calls you a racist.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
The tailgate of you’re 1989 pick up reads “TOY”
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You can do magic on the 'spur' of the moment...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You use a spittoon for a lotta bowl
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You advertise you're the best tailgate party magician.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your botania is a large tumbleweed...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your camera for your promotional uses instant film
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
When all your patter references "Petticoat Junction"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
You have more magic tattoos than teeth...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Instead of applauding everyone takes a swig.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17405 Posts |
Your next gig is just a whoop-and-a-holler
down the dirt road...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
You’re closing trick is the vanishing Doberman.
Jay Leslie
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
In your version of "any drink called for" you open the bottle with your teeth.
Jay Leslie
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