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You demand to get paid in Confederate bills...
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You’ve used lycopodium in a backyard beer-induced halloween extravaganza.
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~with the number of pages to scroll through, I apologize if this one has been used~
Your assistants dressing room has a star cut out on the door and yours has a moon.
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The finally of the show is to shoot small propane tanks till they explode all over the place
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Since you only do card tricks, you put on your business card...
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You hire neighborhood kids to drive around on their mini bikes and advertise the show.
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You donate part of your magic income to the losing
tag team at Rassle-Mania...
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Your “Any drink called for” uses 6 beers - Schmidt’s, Bud, Red Stripe, Colt 45, Pabst and Miller
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You think some of the ideas in 'You know you're a redneck magician when...' are actually workable and good ideas.
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You're upside down escape seems more funer if it's done from the top of an oil derrick.
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Your floating, dancing cattle prod really hurts
when you make a mistake...
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You perform barefoot w/ a shirt that has the arms cut off.
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You perform in the same clothes that you dress up in to go to Walmart.
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You tie a string on the big toe of a spectator and when he nods off, you pull it.
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Your new dvd is "Origami with Duct Tape" ...
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When your wand doubles as a straw for the magical drink in your other hand.
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You collected 1000 Pull-Tabs from aluminum cans in the 70s - for the Chained Lightning trick.

No one knows what they are today .
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When you do an 'Any called drink for' you need enough to pass around to the whole audience
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You move your outhouse back 4 feet so
you can install a trap door over the opening...
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