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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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You think you look good in a tux and cowboy boots...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You preform " motor oil & water"
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Followed by the linking oil rings...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and cut and restored radiator belt ...
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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JamesTong Eternal Order Malaysia 11213 Posts
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... you really have a manipulation routine with those discarded spark plugs.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you change your professional name to Happy Hour!!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You keep the chosen card in monogrammed ViseGrips.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... your card to wallet is hanging on a chain from the belt of your Levis.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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... you use a real gun on stage.
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... and you use real bullets to do the bullet catch in the teeth.
Hay yall watch this!
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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But you have to remember to wear your teeth.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can do Color Changing Tooth!
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you do the Houdini rope suspension escape hanging from the Tallahachee River Bridge.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You ever climbed a water tower with a bucket of paint to defend your assistant's honor.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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You do restaurant magic at the Waffle House...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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B Hackler Special user 778 Posts
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You perform the linking toilet seats. The bad thing is you got them off of the toilets in your front yard.
Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:04pm You do paper balls over the head but using a bass pro catalog. Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:06pm You can't never find your props for the show because you painted them all camoflague. Posted: Feb 27, 2010 3:08pm If you use your bass boat for a portable stage. |
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Bill Ligon Inner circle A sure sign of a misspent youth: 6437 Posts
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All your "silks" are made out of burlap bags.
Author of THE HOLY ART: Bizarre Magick From Naljorpa's Cave. NOW IN HARDCOVER! VIEW: <BR>www.lulu.com/content/1399405 ORDER: http://stores.lulu.com/naljorpa
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... you make a hank pull out of bungee cord and a spark plug socket.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts
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You're a dyslexic redneck and your tip jar says..... "SPIT"
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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You can't always find a volunteer without a lip full of snuff.
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