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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
(taking out Bull Whip at a local music jam..while playing Rawhide...)
I got this at a gag gift exchange at our church last Christmas. My friend Gary, said he would hate to see our Passion Play.
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
More of a comback - (When gives you a sour look because they didn't get a joke)
"When you don't get the jokes it's a sign that you need a nap"
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Pizpor Elite user 476 Posts |
The hardest part about staying focused while beating the cr*p out of a clown, is that it's just so darn funny.
(I actually dreamt that one) |
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Cabrera Special user Seattle 513 Posts |
My Toyota is having accelerator problems.... It slows down when I see a pretty girl!
"The quilt of life is woven with many different threads"
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
My Toyota is having BREAK problems.
Why is Mr Toyoda's name not Toyo"t"a? The D is for Don't know the last part but noticed the difference in the spelling. Comedians think and notice life differently. Capital A in apostrophe t life grand question mark Capital H appy Capital P unctuation Capital D ay period March 4th is a lot of things including Punctuation Day. Harris
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
For magicians only....
Last night I visited Ring 129. Someone was doing some card stuff and I thought ... No I am not balding, I am doing a "top change". Harris "happy oreo cookie day" deutsch
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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BrianMillerMagic Inner circle CT 2050 Posts |
I was in this public restroom and I saw the "Baby Changing Station", but somebody had scratched off the 'c' in "Changing".
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BrianMillerMagic Inner circle CT 2050 Posts |
Guess very few write their own material, and isn't that just a little depressing.
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
More write than you think, most don't want to post.
Most of what I right, needs lots of rewriting. Still working on the 3 blind mice blues...
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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restaurant3000 Regular user 113 Posts |
I love burnt matches
... It's an old flame
Booyah!
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Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2596 Posts |
In another part of the Café someone posted the following
"Any good ideas for Jewish-themed stand up magic (preferably for kids)? I'm doing a show at a temple in a few weeks and they would like some Jewish-themed magic. Any suggestions?" To which I replied: "You might want to stay away from doing a cut and restored."
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
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Andy Tauber Regular user Vancouver WA 106 Posts |
Quote:
On 2013-02-13 13:42, Sealegs wrote: Andy they should make aboslutely sure that they don't ham it up!
Andy Tauber
www.magicalmischief.org Twitter: @AMagicMischief “Children see magic because they look for it.” I used to think I wasn't a morning person, but things never got better after lunch! |
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Quote:
On 2013-02-13 13:42, Sealegs wrote: Is there a 'clip' of that somewhere?...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Sealegs Inner circle The UK, Portsmouth 2596 Posts |
Nope there's no clip anywhere but I have a rather interesting tip on the handling.
Neal Austin
"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." G.B. Shaw |
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Pete Biro 1933 - 2018 18558 Posts |
I don't steal material, I just remind my audiences about good gags.
STAY TOONED... @ www.pete-biro.com
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
The islands near Alaska are not real.
They are nothing but Aleutians...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Just cooked this one up:
What U.S. president is named after both an NFL team and a college football team? Bronco Bama' ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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harris Inner circle Harris Deutsch 8812 Posts |
Thanks to all that are sharing.
Harris reader & righter
Harris Deutsch aka dr laugh
drlaugh4u@gmail.com music, magic and marvelous toys http://magician.org/member/drlaugh4u |
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yachanin Inner circle Cleveland, OH 2105 Posts |
To the audience after being announced: "Before I begin, I need to say that our master of ceremonies misspoke when he announced me as a 'comic magician.' What I told him was that people laugh a lot when I perform magic."
Regards, Steve
"Impossible? Your audience will think so..." TM
Thought Association Card Triangulation Word Search Detective Christmas Eve Sights - Start A Family Tradition |
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magicgeorge Inner circle Belfast 4299 Posts |
I guess you missed the "you wrote" part, Steve?
And the "latest" part... It is a joke, though. Well done. |
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