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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Water trickling over a magician just isn't quite as asthetic.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
A rock needs to see no doctor.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Hard rock never dies
Northern California
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
A magician is thrown to, a rock is thrown towards.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Rocks can't do a Charlier pass.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Most rocks prefer mentalism to card and rope tricks.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Rocks may cut ropes, but they never restore them.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts |
... you'll never encounter a drunk rock in the hotel hallway at a magic convention in Chicago.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock won't keep you awake with its snorning at a magic convention.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
A rock need no music to rock and roll.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock might actually pick up a check in a restaurant.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
No magician is needed for "rock, paper, scissors."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock won't take your money and run.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Magicians do not have hard attacks.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A magician will squish when you run over him with a steam roller.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Dynamike Eternal Order FullTimer 24148 Posts |
Throw in Eminem and Cris Angel, then you have no difference.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock won't bleed when it cuts itself doing cut and restored rope.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
A Magician is never an island.
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
It's not practical to hold papers on your desk with a magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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cupsandballsmagic Inner circle 2705 Posts |
One is boring, bland, gray and lifeless with little to hold anyone's interest and the other is a rock.
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