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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Rocks are never accused of having magicians in their head.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Hard Magician Café wouldn't look right on a T-shirt
Northern California
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Rocks can levitate out of a volcano while magicians get fried.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3479 Posts |
Women prefer polished rocks.
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
Rocks have a difficult time finding the right TT.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Rocks can not use a loop
Northern California
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can collect rocks in a bucket.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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KMFrye New user 78 Posts |
One is never caught between a magician and a hard place...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
(good one frye)
No one ever builds a foundation on a bedmagician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You can't magician the boat...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't put a 10ct Magician on your girlfriend's finger.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
There is no "Kid Magician"...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Or "Magician Hudson" (Or Magician and roll.)
Jay Leslie
www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock won't mess up an illusion on stage.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
There is no Magician Horror Picture Show
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Stallone would never make a movie called Magiciany...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts |
There are many more polished rocks.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
-Charles Schulz |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You can't improve a magicians appearance by grinding and faceting him.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3479 Posts |
A magician says that's mine and a rock can come from a mine.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You don't build roads out of crushed magicians (though some audiences would want to try)
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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