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DavidG Regular user 132 Posts 
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Sometimes, a magician can be on a rock bottom level.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A magician knows it is hard to do.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Both will burst into flames if there is enough "heat" and pressure on them.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rubber soled shoes.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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If you rubbed two magicians together you probably wouldn't get a spark.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-09-23 19:41, hbwolkov wrote: Unless they're both named Flint.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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On 2011-09-25 3:25, Jay Leslie wrote:
Unless they're both named Flint. And they live in the Castro district of San Francisco ?
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Potential
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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When a rock sinks to the bottom, it isn't his fault.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-09-25 15:25, jay leslie wrote: or Sol and Jeff Stone...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Rocks tend to be more edgy unless in Las Vegas
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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A rocks history can be validated.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Rocks sink only once...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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There comes and end to how many jokes a rock can tell.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Luggage!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Rocks don't enjoy working on cruise ships.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Not enough!
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Rocks have fewer magic tricks in their drawers and closets.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Scientists are looking for value in rocks.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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Rocks will listen intently for hours about what someones great grand daughter did over their summer vacation.
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