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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
Magician Balboa just doesn't sound right
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Since when has any location been called just a magician's throw away?
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Wravyn Inner circle 3482 Posts |
Magicians can get kidney stones but rocks don't get kidney magicians
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Magicians haven't played the Scorpion King.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
A magician make a bigger splash when you them in the water
Northern California
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
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On 2010-12-10 16:43, hbwolkov wrote: That depends on how good he is.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
You will never find a magician selling for 1,000 dollars a carat.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
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On 2010-12-10 17:53, Father Photius wrote: ..and he can't fit on a womans ring finger...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock can be reshaped with a chisel into fine art, you can't do much with a magician.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
There is no such song as magician a bye baby...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Elvis never sang "the Jailhouse Magician"
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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REV BILL Special user Glen Burnie Maryland 795 Posts |
A rock buys more of my used magic on the Café'.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock can do a better drop.
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
A rock doesn't care about angles
Northern California
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
Sol & Jeff Stone both rock...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
A rock will hold your door open without complaining or wanting to be paid.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts |
A rock responds the same way to boos or cheers.
Northern California
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REV BILL Special user Glen Burnie Maryland 795 Posts |
They don't throw magicians at riots.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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REV BILL Special user Glen Burnie Maryland 795 Posts |
The Flintstones did not live in Bedmagician.
Specializing in Family Entertainment,Gospel,Comedy and Educational programs for over 30 years.(Order of Merlin)
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts |
Who ever heard of the Magiciany Mountains?
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