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Go to page (Previous)  1 ~ 2 ~ 3 ... 20 ~ 21 ~ 22 ~ 23 ~ 24  (Next) The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » What is the difference between a magician and a rock? Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Nov 19, 2011 6:51pm          The value of the dust! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Nov 20, 2011 5:00pm          Rocks have a better sense of fashion. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Nov 21, 2011 7:51pm          One has a more permanent address. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Nov 27, 2011 1:30am          If exposed to too much alcohol before a show one never becomes inappropriate. Northern California hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 1, 2011 7:35pm          One occasionally qualifies to pay income tax. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 1, 2011 9:25pm          That is a dirty subject. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 13, 2011 10:25am          Claims to past experience! Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 16, 2011 12:16am          Rocks tend not to embelish their credentials or prior work experience when trying to get a gig. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 16, 2011 6:12pm          You can't explain that to a magician. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ jay leslie V.I.P. southern california 6339 Posts Posted: Dec 16, 2011 8:34pm          Rocks know when every possible joke is exhausted but magicians keep re-working them. http://www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com our 75th year The one and only www.miraclemagiccompany.com/ And you know what they say - if it works... it's a Miracle! joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Dec 17, 2011 6:18am          Rocks have funnier posts... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 18, 2011 8:07pm          A rock's history doesn't change with every promotional ad. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Dec 19, 2011 6:32am          Rocks don't get underwear for Xmas... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 19, 2011 10:54am          One's history is credible. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 15702 Posts Posted: Dec 20, 2011 10:39pm          Rocks hold up much better with age "Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..." joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 14391 Posts Posted: Dec 21, 2011 7:16am          Rocks are harder to throw off a stage... "Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)... Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 24, 2011 10:14am          One is easier to ignore. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ boxjumper Loyal user 241 Posts Posted: Dec 24, 2011 7:34pm          Rock don't steal other rocks material. BJ Devious Inner circle CANCER SUCKS! 1694 Posts Posted: Dec 24, 2011 7:43pm          Most Rocks have solid acts! Devious Deceptions Chavez School of Magic Student Head Shot hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Dec 27, 2011 4:46pm          The Rolling Stones make more money in one evening than a magician makes in a lifetime. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Dec 30, 2011 10:27am          Not enough to matter. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ zmg013 New user 51 Posts Posted: Dec 31, 2011 12:09pm          You pay to see old rocks hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 5, 2012 12:51am          Fewer magicians are thrown at rocks. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Jan 5, 2012 9:04am          One is a girl's best friend. Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 12:31am          Magicians sink faster when they blow one of their lines. Northern California Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 19262 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 9:05pm          One is very consistent Bob Sanders Magic By Sander / The Amazed Wiz AmazedWiz@yahoo.com SilkMagic@DoveLite.com http://www.magicbysander.com/ hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 9:24pm          Magicians won't leave a pit in your wood kitchen floor if dropped from a height of ten feet. Northern California braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 6, 2012 10:25pm          They are both rocks, exept the magician hbwolkov Inner circle 2886 Posts Posted: Jan 8, 2012 12:30am          4 Magicians minus 4 rocks does not equal the square root of 16 magicians minus 16 rocks if rocks =magicians Northern California braabesflaben New user 83 Posts Posted: Jan 8, 2012 8:34am          A magician can rock, but a rock can't magician. 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