The Magic Café
Username:
Password:
[ Lost Password ]
  [ Forgot Username ]
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » What is the difference between a magician and a rock? (0 Likes) Printer Friendly Version

 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..7..11..15..19~20~21~22~23~24 [Next]
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
The value of the dust!
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
Rocks have a better sense of fashion.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
One has a more permanent address.
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
If exposed to too much alcohol before a show one never becomes inappropriate.
Northern California
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
One occasionally qualifies to pay income tax.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
That is a dirty subject.
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
Claims to past experience!
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
Rocks tend not to embelish their credentials or prior work experience when trying to get a gig.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
You can't explain that to a magician.
jay leslie
View Profile
V.I.P.
southern california
6984 Posts

Profile of jay leslie
Rocks know when every possible joke is exhausted but magicians keep re-working them.
I like magic so much... I might take it up as a hobby!

Performance www.jayleslie.com

Magifacturing www.TheHouseOfEnchantment.com
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14977 Posts

Profile of joseph
Rocks have funnier posts...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
A rock's history doesn't change with every promotional ad.
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14977 Posts

Profile of joseph
Rocks don't get underwear for Xmas...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
One's history is credible.
Father Photius
View Profile
Grammar Host
El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo)
15883 Posts

Profile of Father Photius
Rocks hold up much better with age
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
joseph
View Profile
Eternal Order
Please ignore my
14977 Posts

Profile of joseph
Rocks are harder to throw off a stage...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
One is easier to ignore.
boxjumper
View Profile
Loyal user
266 Posts

Profile of boxjumper
Rock don't steal other rocks material.

BJ
Devious
View Profile
Inner circle
Coronado Island
1920 Posts

Profile of Devious
Most Rocks have solid acts!
:stircoffee:
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
The Rolling Stones make more money in one evening than a magician makes in a lifetime.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
Not enough to matter.
zmg013
View Profile
New user
51 Posts

Profile of zmg013
You pay to see old rocks
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
Fewer magicians are thrown at rocks.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
One is a girl's best friend.
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
Magicians sink faster when they blow one of their lines.
Northern California
Bob Sanders
View Profile
Grammar Supervisor
Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama
19893 Posts

Profile of Bob Sanders
One is very consistent
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
Magicians won't leave a pit in your wood kitchen floor if dropped from a height of ten feet.
Northern California
braabesflaben
View Profile
New user
83 Posts

Profile of braabesflaben
They are both rocks, exept the magician
hbwolkov
View Profile
Inner circle
2922 Posts

Profile of hbwolkov
4 Magicians minus 4 rocks does not equal the square root of 16 magicians minus 16 rocks if rocks =magicians
Northern California
braabesflaben
View Profile
New user
83 Posts

Profile of braabesflaben
A magician can rock, but a rock can't magician.
The Magic Cafe Forum Index » » Now that’s funny! » » What is the difference between a magician and a rock? (0 Likes)
<<< Previous Topic Next Topic >>>
 Go to page [Previous]  1~2~3..7..11..15..19~20~21~22~23~24 [Next]
[ Top of Page ]
All content & postings Copyright © 2001- 2014 Steve Brooks. All Rights Reserved.
This page was created in 0.229436 seconds, requiring 120 database queries.
The views and comments expressed on The Magic Café
are not necessarily those of The Magic Café, Steve Brooks, or Steve Brooks Magic.
> Privacy Statement <

[9] [7] [7] [2] [1] [3] [9] [3] [3]