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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts 
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A rock knows when to get offstage.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A rock can stand a little criticism.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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A rock is generally funnier on stage.
Northern California
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TheAmbitiousCard Eternal Order Northern California 13425 Posts
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Quote:
On 2010-11-12 19:54, hbwolkov wrote: Sad.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You won't limp as bad with a magician in your shoe.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicJuggler Inner circle Anchorage, AK 1161 Posts
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People who live in glass houses can throw all the magicians they want.
Matthew Olsen
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Your wife will never want to wear a magician on a chain around her neck.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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A rock may weigh a few stones but a magician must pass his stones
Jay Leslie
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tabman Inner circle USA 5946 Posts
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... a magician has a lot more fun at a magic convention than a rock.
...Your professional woodworking and "tender" loving care in the products you make, make the wait worthwhile. Thanks for all you do...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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A rolling magician gathers moss.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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When on stage a rock is content to just lay there.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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hbwolkov Inner circle 2947 Posts
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A magicians favorite line may be "now you see it now you don't".
A rock favotite line may be is "Sedimentary, my dear Watson".
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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It is much easier to take a rock for granite.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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They both have a girlfriend named Crystal.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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jugglestruck Inner circle Wales 1038 Posts
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I didn't think magicians had girlfriends.......
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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These posts prove that magic rocks...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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If the Pilgrims had landed on the Plymouth Magician, We would be serving doves at Thanksgiving.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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jazzy snazzy Inner circle run off by a mob of Villagers wielding 2109 Posts
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It takes a rock 50,000,000 years to do a flourish.
"The secret of life is to look good from a distance."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Some rocks can be a final load while some magicians are a constant load,
Jay Leslie
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Some rocks can be a final load while most magicians are just loaded.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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