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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts 
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A rock can't develop magician stones...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't waste time practicing.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Everything rocks do is impromptu.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't make videos of themselves and force others to watch them.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Nor do they watch their own, over and over and over and over ad nausium
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't brag about their moves.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Rocks wash off more often...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Rocks don't have a favorite force card.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't carry a thumb tip or a card in their wallet.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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Didn't know anyone carried a TT in their wallet.
Jay Leslie
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't add weight just before a show.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Rocks never spend thousands on an illusion they will never use.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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MagicB1S Inner circle Knoxville Tenn. 1039 Posts
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Nobody ever says I am stuck between a magician and a hard place
"There are Tricks To All Trades.... My Trade is all Tricks"
"An amature practices until he gets it right. A Professional Practices until he can't get it wrong" www.Themagicchest.webs.com bobswislosky@yahoo.com |
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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A rock has never ordered an Abbots Magic Catalog.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts
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You can't hire a rock, as an assistant, because you like it's figure.
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't make predictions.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17411 Posts
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Rocks look better covered with egg...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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You can actually saw a rock in two.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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Bob Sanders 1945 - 2024 Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts
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Rocks don't have to move so often.
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Father Photius Grammar Host El Paso, TX (Formerly Amarillo) 17161 Posts
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Rocks never look for roommates for conventions.
"Now here's the man with the 25 cent hands, that two bit magician..."
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