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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so poor that we are now using grocery store coupons instead of dollar bills.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform kids birthday parties just so you can have some cake. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You have to get the props used in you act down to something that you can haul on a bicycle.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You celebrate your gig by taking your family
to dinner at Arby's. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that you can get Band-Aids for car tires.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that the Miser's Dream has to be done with invisible coins.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..or paper reinforcement circles...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You will accept food stamps for tickets of admission.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You perform a wedding show for the rice. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You work car race tracks for the aluminum beer cans
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
This economy is so bad that you need to have body guards with you if you do coin magic.
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
You accept bus tokens for tips
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that politicians insist on being bribed in foreign currency.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You use your dye tube to change your suit colors. ...
"Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler." (Einstein)...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that you had to add the words "Illegal Alien" to your business card to get work.
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jay leslie V.I.P. Southern California 9498 Posts |
Your illusions are knock-offs of knock-offs.
Your promo video is you, holding photos of illusions from catalogs. Flagpole sitting and eating live goldfish seems like a great idea, as long as the fish are free. You use public transportation to get to gigs. Your table is a garbage can or make-up case, covered with spandex. GPS. What's GPS? That's why you have cranks on your windows. Your new act is being an escape artist - from hotels, landlords and previous wives. You bought that van so you could stow your show and have enough room to sleep. You want to do the bullet catch with no tricks involved. You try your luck at being clairvoyant, every time the phone rings you guess what creditor is calling. One day you're performing for the social services department and the next you hope they don't recognize you, standing in line. You try to trade rabbits for medical care.
Jay Leslie
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
You pour beer from your lota bowl, so it
seems like you are drinking a six pack. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
This economy is so bad that we are collecting pictures of people who have a full time job.
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joseph Eternal Order Please ignore my 17407 Posts |
..that you can restore only half of a dollar bill. ...
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Bob Sanders Grammar Supervisor Magic Valley Ranch, Clanton, Alabama 20504 Posts |
The economy is so bad that you will work for tips at Meals on Wheels.
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